JUMBOTRON

Welcome, careworn wanderer! Step inside and leave your work duds and your worries in the locker labeled "LATER". You won't need them where you're headed, as you follow the sound of the driving rhythm down the hall and emerge into the immeasurably vast and energetic arena that awaits you. Prepare yourself for a fun and rewarding workout unlike any other as the high-voltage verses and bouncy, Brobdingnagian beats take hold of you in this carefree coliseum, and you completely cut loose, surrendering yourself, body and mind, to the hypervoluminous, exuberant exertainment that is Jumbotron.